Years played: TBC

Position: Winger

Team Nickname: Flakey/Steptoe/Dirty Man

Fact: Father of Jr above but who has even more juvenile humour - and not many thought that was possible! In the pool Chris is the master of the pirouette. No one can turn on the puck like Chris can.

Years played: 18

Position: Centre Forward

Team Nickname: Adam

Fact: Post hockey refreshments tend to get the better of me. What goes on tour stays on tour and this is more applicable now than ever! I can hold my own in the water and I can flick a bit.

Years played: 1

Position: Winger

Team Nickname: Pending ...

Fact: Only joined the club a few months back so he's learning from the teams experts. Unfortunately there aren't any so I'm not sure what the future holds!

Years played: TBC

Position: Front Wing

Team Nickname: Gollum/Sméagol

Fact: Joker of the team who despite years of rejection is trying to establish a love-love relationship with Mark. They're like a married couple. Chris provides the pace to the front line and goes like the clappers from the off to the final buzzer. Except when he's got cramp - then he becomes a big girls blouse.

Years played: TBC

Position: Front Wing

Team Nickname: Not sure she's got one?!

Fact: Currently our only regular female player and is the team bruise collector. No one seems to pick up bruises like Vicki - and most of them tend to be Keith shaped! Vicki has huge stamina and game awareness. If you need Vicki to be there you know she'll be in the right spot at the right time. Vicki also represents GB at international level.

Years played: 10

Position: Winger

Team Nickname: Ginge

Fact: Not too choosey about sleeping arrangements. Built like a tank and goes like a train. Getting tackled by Andy is like catching an avalanche and if you want to clear the puck from the tin you want to be passing to this man.

Years played: 40yrs

Position: Winger

Team Nickname: MR (Mr Reliable)

Fact: If the ref's decision has gone against us and Mark is in the pool, everyone in a 300m radius will know about it. Long after everybody has given up the argument Mark will continue to drown out anyone the ref included by insisting to shout louder. A solid player and the teams play maker.

Years played: TBC

Position: Winger

Team Nickname: My mines gone blank! What is it ...........Grilla?

Fact: Having moved north with work James will pop up on occasions to punch through several of us as a little reminder that despite modern day tacticians frowning on the brutal, unsophisticated technique of just bashing the puck through, it is actually quite effective.

Years played: <1

Position: Striker

Team Nickname: Toilet Sleeper

Fact:Having only played for a matter of months Megan is quickly turning into a aggressive striker. Wont give up and gives as hard as she gets. During the day a lady but by night a pure party animal. Drinks like a trooper and then falls asleep on the toilet in nightclubs. A real team member.

Years played: 738

Position: Centre Back

Team Nickname: Not sure he's got one?!

Fact: Probably one of the physically strongest left handed players in the game. Despite decades of playing, Keith's presence is enough to take on anyone and usually they get demolished if they get in the way... or fouled! Another player who seems to not need oxygen.

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